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Haiku Haiku

Haiku is quite odd
Use words just because they fit
Snuffleupagus

Update: Justin in comments:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator

Heh.

13 Responses to “Haiku Haiku”

  1. Justin Buist Says:

    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don’t make sense
    Refrigerator

    (stolen from a t-shirt)

  2. Bubblehead Les Says:

    Wonder if they have a Haiku Detox/Rehab center in your state? Not saying that an Intervention may be needed, but…..

  3. MJS Says:

    From the ever-reliable wikipedia: “Haiku typically contain a kigo, or seasonal reference, and a kireji [lit. ‘cutting word’] or verbal caesura.

    Those are not haikus
    Sorry to be a pedant
    %*$& you, it’s autumn

  4. SayUncle Says:

    wikipedia
    it is so reliable
    the gospel of truth

  5. nk Says:

    It’s not Haiku
    If it’s not about nature
    Learn to poet

  6. SayUncle Says:

    I don’t really care
    Haiku is five seven five
    Poetry bores me

  7. SPQR Says:

    Lack of seasonal
    reference that means is not
    haiku sayuncle.

  8. nk Says:

    Senryu.

  9. nk Says:

    Japanese culture mostly confuses me and annoys me. I’m a barefoot farmboy at heart.

  10. Kristopher Says:

    These silly haiku’s
    The lines don’t reach page’s end
    so they all are poems.

  11. EMP Says:

    Even easier:
    Just stop when you get to
    Seventeen syllab

  12. hist_ed Says:

    Japanese has no
    Plural nouns whether one or
    Four just write “haiku”

    For the love of God
    Kris never make a plural
    With apostrophes

    Sorry to post so
    Many pedantic senryu
    My apologies

  13. Nate Says:

    This is very hard
    I cannot write this haiku
    I think I will fail

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