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If I’m ever attacked by a man with a frying pan and a knife

I will respond with my tactical banjo.

11 Responses to “If I’m ever attacked by a man with a frying pan and a knife”

  1. JP Says:

    I’m afraid my banjo wouldn’t do much good. Its an open back so its pretty light compared to most with resonators.

    If someone comes at me with a pan and a knife, I’ll use my SP101 “brick”. either shoot or hit them in the face with it.

  2. ericire12 Says:

    What makes it tactical? 😀

    I bet that guy “hears banjos”! 😀

  3. Jerry Says:

    Do we, absolutely, have to root for the guy with a banjo? Is this a trick question?

  4. mike w. Says:

    Tactical? Was it black or FDE?

  5. Russ Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ScYkC_EGQ

    you need to embed this….

  6. comatus Says:

    What would make it tactical, of course, would be German-made Schaller Scruggs pegs. And a plastic head. And a silencer.

  7. ericire12 Says:

    Alternate headline: Obviously over compensating for the size of his Yukalaylee

    😀

  8. Lyle Says:

    Was it a four string banjo, or one of those high capacity, five string assault banjos?

    “Im afraid my banjo wouldnt do much good. Its an open back so its pretty light compared to most with resonators.”

    Maybe, but you grab it by the neck and swing it like an axe, and you’re gonna damage more than just the banjo.

    This begs the question; what’s best for SD– a banjo or a cup of coffee?

  9. Jerry Says:

    An answer to Lyle’s question should be a banjo. When you break a banjo on a badguy, you get to silence two, very annoying things, at the same time. Then, you can enjoy your coffee.

  10. Bubblehead Les Says:

    Two 21 year old men drinking in an apartment when one attacks the other with a Frying pan and a Knife? Sure these guys weren’t in the SCA and were getting ready for the Pennsic Wars?

  11. Justthisguy Says:

    “Two 21 year old men drinking…” says all that needs to be said, here. I mean, my God, they’re a third of my age. With the experience of old age, if I were to attack guest or roomy in drunken rage, I hope and trust I would have sense enough to wield my trusty old Estwing hatchet or my large framing hammer. (claw side)

    The skillet is a girl’s weapon.