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Your facts, reason, and successful litigation strategy are no match for our dick jokes. It is interesting that he admits he’s losing but, nonetheless, is obligated to vainly hurl a few insults as the door starts to slam shut on those who oppose civil rights.

Mr. Markley’s obsession with penis size is curious. My gun doesn’t compensate for the size of my penis. It compensates for the fact I cannot throw a rock at 1,200 feet per second.

At least the sore losers are consistent and don’t just apply sexual stereotypes to women.

Via Joe, who notes the guy doth protest too much.

17 Responses to “Obsession”

  1. FatWhiteMan Says:

    Wow. And he even managed to throw in the whole “…should only apply to muskets” nonsense while exercising his right to spew moonbat nonsense on a non-printing press.

  2. Newbius Says:

    You’ve made the quote of the day…

  3. BobG Says:

    That idiot managed to cover just about everything in the hoplophobe’s feeble arsenal, didn’t he?

  4. MR. B Says:

    his argument would be better if he bothered to use the correct words…..It is “altar”, not “alter”. Shows his level of education to not be able to use the correct words.

    Plus, it is an emotional, factless, exaggerated diatribe, without any substance.

    But that is the liberal way, isn’t it?

  5. Jake Says:

    He slipped in a subtle “racist” accusation, too.

    now not even Democrats can get elected without bowing to the alter of fear-mongering that says a minority will break into your house and rape your family unless the right to own an instrument that serves no other purpose but to end human life is guaranteed to every citizen.

  6. Huck Says:

    Male liberals appear to have a great obsession with penis’s. I wonder why…

  7. John Smith Says:

    If markleys obsession of the guns is reflected as a ratio of larger caliber to smaller penis what does it mean seeing I carry a .25 bauer ??? 😉

  8. Ellen Says:

    Penis? What penis? I don’t see any around here…

  9. Mikee Says:

    Sometimes a gun is just a gun.

    I read comments on links like the one above, looking for any new argument from the anti-rights bigots. I haven’t seen anything new since Heller came out.

  10. Joel Wright Says:

    I dunno, the guy may have something there … at least in my case.
    1. I can find my gun more readily than I can find my penis.
    2. My guns are always loaded (except at the range).
    3. I don’t buy viagra for my guns.
    4. I can hit you with my gun if it misfires.

  11. Shootin' Buddy Says:

    That’s their best punch?

    We ARE winning!

  12. Jerry Says:

    Yes, shootin’ buddy we are winning. But, we need to stop waving our flag in their face. All it will do is piss them off. THINK about it. What do they do that makes us mad? Gloat, ‘mebbe?


  13. Linoge Says:

    Y’know, if Markley wants to come out of the closet, he could just say so…

  14. Firehand Says:

    Wow. I only worried about not being able to get the rock up to 950 or so; you’re speed demon!

  15. LKP Says:

    On an unrelated note, I discovered this evening that Rafferty’s on Kingston Pike has a no gun sign in their restaurant, but I don’t think it meets statutory requirements (it’s on the right coming in behind the very first high table). I notified the manager that the sign was not in a conspicous place and therefore was probably not lawful. I then let him know that I did not intend to come back as long as that sign was up. He said that came from corporate.

  16. Joe Huffman Says:

    Markley’s Law is now a reality.

  17. Paul Says:

    Penis envy (substitute?) Why then do people buy 2″ snubbies?
    Paul in Texas