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Brady on McDonald

Paul Helmke declares victory. Wait, what?

12 Responses to “Brady on McDonald”

  1. nk Says:

    He’s sipping wine on his golden barge while Cleopatra bathes in asses’ milk on De Nile.

  2. junyo Says:

    He’s the gun grabber’s version of Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf.

  3. Weer'd Beard Says:

    Hard working Party Member at the Ministry of Truth….

    BTW good pun NK!

  4. mike w. Says:

    You have to admire his devotion.

    Gun rights cases will continue to lose in court……written by Helmke on the day gun rights won in court.

    What a sad panda.

  5. Sean OH Says:

    Well he is the bizarro Alan Gura, so in bizarro world, the SCOTUS ruled his way…or something…

  6. Miguel Says:

    Pulling a Kubler-Ross?

    Denial-Anger-Bargaining-Depression-Acceptance??

  7. Breda Says:

    I’m sure he wept as he wrote it.

  8. Huck Says:

    Choose one.
    Paul Helmke is…
    (A) Self deluded.
    (B) Using hallucinogenic drugs.
    (C) Using Obama’s teleprompter.
    (D) All of the above.

  9. Mark@Sea Says:

    Why would any of us be surprised at yet another in the long line of lies from this character?
    Well, it’s fun (and socially acceptable in this case) to point and laugh, so…

  10. mike w. Says:

    It’s NEVER socially unacceptable to point & laugh & Helmke…

  11. SPQR Says:

    There are no American troops in Baghdad …

  12. Linoge Says:

    The First Rule of the Big Lie: always keep lying.

    If you ever let the facade down, even for a second, reality just floods in, and there is not a damned thing anyone can do about it.

    So Helmke keeps up his historical trend of self-delusion, and his precious little world keeps spinning. Predictable, but sad.

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