We had a series of all kinds of crimes in my fancy neighborhood in Chicago when I was a yuppie. From burglary, to rape, to murder. The police told us to get a dog. Now, I have nothing against dogs but it’s hard to keep one in a 1,000 sq. ft. apt. on the 28th floor of a high-rise. So I got a throwaway gun. 😉
People in Chicago are doing the same thing all the time, too.
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We say more dumb shit before noon than most people say all day.
June 22nd, 2010 at 11:18 am
We had a series of all kinds of crimes in my fancy neighborhood in Chicago when I was a yuppie. From burglary, to rape, to murder. The police told us to get a dog. Now, I have nothing against dogs but it’s hard to keep one in a 1,000 sq. ft. apt. on the 28th floor of a high-rise. So I got a throwaway gun. 😉
People in Chicago are doing the same thing all the time, too.