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the science is settled

Scantily clad women do cause earthquakes.

12 Responses to “the science is settled”

  1. Flight-ER-Doc Says:

    More earthquakes, please!

  2. SoupOrMan Says:

    It was ahead of schedule. Well, you don’t want to keep the ladies waiting, do you?

  3. Paul Says:

    They make my bed move. Or at least one does 🙂

  4. Robert Says:

    Seeing as how there is an earthquake of some magnitude somewhere in the world every damn day, there’s not really much chance of them having the event and not having an earthquake. Having said that, a slight earthquake going on while viewing said women would be a sight to behold. All that jiggling would be impressive!

  5. Tirno Says:

    Finally, the US-based earthquake producing mechanism that Hugo Chavez warned us about is, er, revealed.

    This requires much more research. We must analyze, in a rigorous and scientific way, how bodacious tatas produce earthquakes. Only with precise observation of gamboling sweater puppies may we learn to target this earthquake mechanism, rather than the rather haphazard targeting that has occurred so far. I mean really, what has Taiwan done to deserve a near miss like that. Nothing!

    If anything, Iran deserves the be the target of our earth-shattering American bosoms. Daughters of the Revolution, deploy your righteous breasts in support of your Iranian sisters! The arsenal of freedom is restrained only by Victoria’s Secret!

    I can tell you one thing, though: despite all the other powers of the rising China, and the pleasantness of the feminine side of their phenotype, I think they are way behind in this arms race. China must fear the profound Earthquake-Causing-Boobs Gap!

  6. Beaumont Says:

    Not just the boobs: the short-shorts are popping out like spring wildflowers. My theory is that buns of steel also contribute to all the shakin’.

  7. kahr40 Says:

    One experiment proves nothing. We need to investigate this more thoroughly. Please?

  8. Billll Says:

    I’m with the skeptics. Further research is indicated.

    Much further.

  9. workinwifdakids Says:

    Yes. For example, do random boob feel-ups cause bigger earthquakes?

    I’m an undocumented scientist!

  10. mikesilver Says:

    As a Geophysical Engineer, I volunteer to do the testing …… I’ll sacrifice for the betterment of the planet. Think of me as the ALGORE of boob earthquake research.

    I’ll start my analysis with a test of simple harmonic motion and its relationship between women with real boobs and silcon enhanced boobs.

    Line up women, we got science to do!


    PS – Finally I get to use what I learned in college!

  11. Jerry Says:

    Wait a sec, if titties cause earthquakes, that can leave only one reason for that global warming thing. At least, that I can think of, anywho?

  12. DrStrangegun Says:


    USGS observes quivering cleavage, reserves comment…

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