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Climategate to get congressional attention?

Could be.

Related: Global warming killed dinosaurs. Obviously, man-made global warming is real.

16 Responses to “Climategate to get congressional attention?”

  1. Spook45 Says:

    Hmmmmmmm, Interesting thought, ever heard of ……………..VALCANOS?!! Seems there was a lot more volcanic activity back in the day. Dont think it was man made tho, there were not enough people on the planet to PRODUCE anything? Probly Dino FARTS eh’ I stand by my previous statements that if one can pass a 5th grade science class, one can DEBUNK global warming. Add too your carbon footprint……..BUY MORE AMMO

  2. D2k Says:

    It’s snowing in Austin, TX right now.

  3. Nate Says:

    You fools…don’t you know that weather isn’t climate! Unless it’s hot…
    I mean SURE, global warming means that the weather will get hotter and the ice caps will melt and polar bears will cry which will add to the ocean levels. But when it’s REALLY fuckin’ cold out, it’s NOT a sign that it’s a lie, just a sign that you are ignorant mongoloids.
    BTW this was a joke.
    The global warming ass clowns can go suck a bag of dicks.

  4. Spook45 Says:

    HEH; You got my vote. I hope that the congress criters put it under a microscope. I would hope that they wait til after the election tho so it can get some fair scrutiny. I want everyone of those lying SOBs PROSECUTED and Either EXPATRIATED or INPRISONED! I would prefer the later, send them to ENGLAND or some fucked u[p place where they will be welcomed with open arms. BUY MORE AMMO

  5. straightarrow Says:

    oh you guys are just meanies! PGP will have his feelings hurt if he stumbles across anything that might brush up against reality. Everybody knows dinosaurs died out due to anthropogenic paucity of chocolate sundaes which was their main source of nourishment, that is until global DQ warming ruined the Sundaes and Dinosaurs were forced to subsist on chocolate alone, which just didn’t have enough coolng to keep dinosystems cool enought to survive the Ice Age that killed them. (Yeah, I don’t get it either) but I’m sure if we don’t alienate the messenger from relidiotosity he can explain it all to us and tell us where to kneel and genuflect.

  6. Number9 Says:

    The dinosaurs? Everyone knows that was cigarettes. Come on now.

  7. larry weeks Says:

    To be half fair, tho’ they don’t deserve it, the article does say that an astroid killed the dinos, but that was the last time that mass extinction was caused by anything other than GW. I’m no criter historian, but have there been any other mass extinction events? They sure don’t give any examples or, you know, proof.

  8. BobG Says:

    There have been several mass extinctions caused by climate change do to vulcanism, asteroids, and a couple of other things that slip my mind right now.

  9. Sebastian Says:

    Yeah, that’s kinda what makes the whole issue noteworthy in the first place…shifts in climate of a rapid nature tend to precede massive extinction events. There’s nothing to see here…

    Here’s hoping Congress does a deep dive on Climatenotreallyagate. Given how much dishonest reporting in the UK media we’ve seen and how little Joe Blow knows about even the basic facts of the discussion, it should be hilarious to watch and who knows…people might actually learn something.

    Then again, John “No really, it’s not pronounced Boner” Boehner thought people thought the problem was that CO2 was a carcinogen. You want that guy investigating ANYTHING other than his next tanning session?

  10. Sebastian Says:

    And if you feel you have too many IQ points today and need to lose some, read the comments at Pajamas Media for about 30 seconds. You’ll be infinitely dumber in no time just for reading them…like painful dude.

  11. Sebastian Says:

    Oh, and for straightarrow–here’s where the sundaes come from:

  12. Number9 Says:

    PGP, tell us the science is “settled”. That cracks me up every time I hear it.

  13. SebastiantheAGWguywhokeepshoundingSA Says:

    It cracks me up when I hear it too, especially since it’s not scientists saying it.

  14. straightarrow Says:

    This is one investigation that will never get off the ground while the Dems control the committees. They cannot defeat the reality if they allow it to be heard or investigated. Did they really believe in AGW, they would leap at the opportunity presented by Inhofe to prove their case and “settle” the science. However “the science is settled” has worth only as a slogan, it cannot stand inspection and survive even as a slogan.

  15. Number9 Says:

    Shorter PGP, “the science is settled that your car is killing the planet”. Details may vary depending on which study is discredited at any given time.

    In other words, “just trust us, we’re professionals”.

  16. Sebastiantheguywithnoblog Says:

    Shorter Number9, “I’m not really sure what the fuck we’re talking about so I’ll just say some dumb shit and see if I can get a chuckle from the peanut gallery”.