Left Behind: Pets
DAMIT: For a fee, this service will place your dog or cat in the home of a caring atheist on Judgment Day.
9 Responses to “Left Behind: Pets”
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February 18th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
PT Barnum’s words of wisdom ring true.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Well, he’s not charging all that much for the services he is offering….
February 18th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
I wished I’d thought of it.
February 18th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Minor marketing flaw: requires people who believe that not only will they one day pop unexpectedly into Paradise but will bodily disappear out of their clothes to ALSO believe there’s any such thing as a “caring athiest.”
February 18th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Major marketing flaw: requires people to worry that omnipotent and omniscient God, who created and sustains all things, forgot to plan for what will happen to their pets.
February 18th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
The primary flaw in this offer is that you might be sinfully proud, if you are so sure of your salvation that you start prepping for the Rapture in such a practical manner. But then again, as a Roman Catholic, I know all those rapturous Baptists are going to Hell. 😉
ps: I went to a Southern Baptist college, and have nothing but affection for those poor non-dancing, non-drinking heretics.
February 18th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
You know why baptists don’t have sex standing up?
Might lead to dancing.
February 19th, 2010 at 7:55 am
EMP, I thought that was Calvinists?
February 20th, 2010 at 12:33 am
Whats the difference between a baptist & a catholic?
A catholic will talk to you in the liquor store.