Will they be making a tactical ponytail holder?
Steven Seagal at SHOT: to promote a new line of “Seagal Tactical Gear” as well as a series of new rifles and other military and police products
Really?
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January 21st, 2010 at 11:07 am
“Will they be making a tactical ponytail holder?”
Yeah, right after they introduce the Seagal Tactical Girdle. 😉
January 21st, 2010 at 11:28 am
He may be old and fat, but, he can shoot. And he’s one of the few that seems to actually know how to handle a firearm in the movies.
Besides, ya gotta love a “movie star” that’s a Jefferson Parish cop…..for fun.
January 21st, 2010 at 12:35 pm
+1 to Cargosquid, he’s a real-deal gunnie.
Man that pitch he made in the video SUCKED tho.
Why can’t he just turn back the clock to 1990??
January 21st, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Weer’d, we all get old, if we’re lucky.
January 21st, 2010 at 2:20 pm
A real-deal gunnie that thinks only police should have guns…a hollywood tool, who became a movie star when an agent (Michael Ovitz) said that he (Ovitz) could make anyone a star – even that asshole. A martial artist who got his ass handed to him by a 70 year old stuntman who was tired of his crap.
No doubt his tactikewl crap will be popular with the mall ninja/airsoft crowd.
January 21st, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Do tell.
January 21st, 2010 at 3:25 pm
There’s a lot of discussion about it supposedly happening on the set of about three different movies, and the story is told about 9 different ways…I’m sure the guy isn’t invincible, but you know…if you read it on the Internet it must be true.
January 21st, 2010 at 3:36 pm
“tactical ponytail holder”
AKA: Na’vi quick flip sling
January 21st, 2010 at 5:15 pm
You can buy those now
17 for $4.89 + shipping.
They’re black. That makes them tactical, right?
I suppose you could add a piece of Picatinny rail if you really wanted…
January 21st, 2010 at 11:33 pm
“Seagal Tactical Gear”?
Is that idiot that hard up for money? Might explain his pitiful TV show to.
He’s no more ‘tactical’ than my Chihuahua.
No wait. I’m sorry, I apologize to my Chihuahua. I don’t know what got into me.