This just in
In addition to the Nobel Peace Prize, Obama has recently been named Motortrend Car of the Year and Employee of the Month at Wal-Mart store #4606 in Osceola, Iowa.
Also, a whopping five out of five dentists agree he’s good at removing tooth decay.
And he holds 12 times his weight in liquid.
Update: Being told he is in the running for the Heisman. And now comes with bacon and in low-fat versions.
October 14th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Are you voting for Obama for the Heisman? Write him in!
http://promo.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/2009/
October 14th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
He’s not only the USA president, but he’s also a client.
October 14th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
“We should stop comparing Obama to Hitler. At least Hitler got the Olympics to come to Berlin.”
October 14th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I heard Time Magazine is going to name him “Woman of the Year” and Hillary’s pissed about it. Apparently she’s already tired of women coming up to her and saying, “Why him instead of you?”
October 14th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I believe they’ve added this since my first vote a couple days ago:
“* Only those candidates with a legitimate chance of winning the Heisman Trophy in the view of ESPN and Nissan will be added to the leaderboard.”
Boooooooooo! How boring.
October 14th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
I think the Heisman poll is rigged. I personally know of at least 10 (Cough, cough ) “Chicago votes” on the write in on the website if you know what I mean ; ), in the last 5 days or so …. and his name is still not appearing on the web site.
October 14th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Ha!
October 14th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
“Only those candidates with a legitimate chance of winning the Heisman Trophy in the view of ESPN and Nissan will be added to the leaderboard.”
ESPN must be a bunch of raaaacists if they don’t think he can win.
October 15th, 2009 at 8:41 am
BillH wins the internets!