Something in the water
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July 21st, 2009 at 9:54 am
Ahhh.. nothing like a fresh dose of moron in the morning.. she can’t spell for crap, either.
July 21st, 2009 at 10:36 am
I love the description by the poster on YouTube: “This lady will make you feel so smart. “
July 21st, 2009 at 1:06 pm
A classic video. I’ll bet she was around during the late sixties, and called herself something like “Flower”, or “Moonglow”.
July 21st, 2009 at 2:31 pm
If she ever notices the pilot light in her water heater, she’s doomed.
July 21st, 2009 at 7:55 pm
How can you ignore the evidence in front of you? Notice how, in every rainbow you’ve ever seen, the colors always follow the same pattern? Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet? THE SAME PATTERN EVERY TIME!
That can’t be natural. Nature is random, as everyone knows. You don’t see the same pattern of clouds every day, do you? Of course not. And yet, the same pattern of colors every time.
It’s proof and it’s a conspiracy.
July 21st, 2009 at 9:11 pm
It’s because the government is spreading their chem-trails in the sky.
heheh
July 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 am
She’s right, you know. Old sprinklers had bigger holes, which produced larger droplets, creating less rainbow effect. In a dry atmosphere, they were also probably more efficient at getting water onto the plants, too. Once we all have in-ground drip hoses, she won’t be bothered any more. A shot of CLR wouldn’t hurt, either. ‘Cause there really is stuff in the water. Calcium, lime, iron, sulphur…lots of stuff. And it varies from aquifer to aquifer, which is really spooky if you want to look at it that way.
There is a positive correlation between fluoride content and bone cancer incidence, a shred of science that conservatives were upset about 50 years ago, even though the incidence is very very small. Oh, and the dentists thought they’d go out of business, too.
I know who is behind this: Biv.
Roy G. Biv, Super genius.