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Ten years before we partied like it was 1999

Later this month is my 20 year high school reunion. These are always fun and I have a blast. See some folks I haven’t seen in ages, catch up, swap numbers with people (knowing you’ll never call each other), and reminisce. I was talking about it with the Mrs. the other night and I said:

Ya know, I’m tempted to have my hair cut into a mullet, get some parachute pants, buy a pair of Vans, wear an AC lightning bolt DC T-shirt and load up my Mp3 player with some Bobby Brown, Paula Abdul, Milli Vanilli and Warrant.

She said if I did that, she wasn’t going. She’s no fun.

15 Responses to “Ten years before we partied like it was 1999”

  1. militant_marmot Says:

    But the MP3 player wouldn’t be quite right. Need a Walkman with a case of tapes.

  2. DAD Says:

    You mean that is not a mullet?

  3. SayUncle Says:

    Well, i’m going to the festival.

  4. DAD Says:

    Don’t make fun of your sister, That is what I do.

  5. breda Says:

    PIX PLS!

  6. DirtCrashr Says:

    And I thought the music of my high-school year sucked!

  7. EmmaPeel Says:

    DH’s 20th reunion is next month. There were only like 22 in his class and many are still local. The 10 year was lots of fun. I was the first time I’d been out with DH since Cricket was born.

  8. Drake Says:

    My 20th is next year. It’ll take me that long to wedge loose the T-Tops on the IROC in the barn.

  9. Jay G. Says:

    My 20th was last year. Since they wanted $150/couple, I told ’em to piss up a rope and took the 3 friends I stay in touch with from high school out to dinner…

  10. nk Says:

    Read the fine print on the marriage license. She owns you. Do what she wants. If Mama Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy.

  11. nk Says:

    Link. (Nice song, safe for work, no site-pimping.)

  12. Sigivald Says:

    Why would you be listening to Paula Abdul while wearing the AC/DC shirt, though?

  13. straightarrow Says:

    Oh damn, I never really felt sorry for you until now. Music like that! May I be among the first to offer my condolences?

  14. jill Says:

    dang, I’m old…

  15. Mark Says:

    My 20 year is in August. $89 a head.

    I haven’t seen anyone from my HS class since graduating. Part of the reason I’m going, I guess…

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