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Rule #4 – again

In TN:

Police say the officer fired his shotgun several times at the aggressive adult dog.

Neither dog was hit, but a neighbor across the street on his porch was.

10 Responses to “Rule #4 – again”

  1. Sebastian-PGP Says:

    Pepper spray is your friend. Much less likely to hit a bystander. Much less paperwork.

  2. bwm Says:

    How the fuck do you miss a dog with “several shots” from a shotgun?

  3. Sebastian-PGP Says:

    Well, we all know from the fine folks at the Brady Campaign that only police officers know how to effectively use their firearms. Private citizens could never be as accurate.

  4. Mikee Says:

    That must have been one fast dog. The guy on the porch, not so much, God bless him.

  5. nk Says:

    Heh! “A shotgun is a streesweeper. It wipes out everything in its path to the nearest horizon. If fired long enough, it can bring about the Apocalypse.”

    It actually just throws out some tiny metal pellets. Learn how to shoot, officer!

  6. Weer'd Beard Says:

    +1 this shatters two HUGE myths.

    #1. You can’t miss with a shotgun

    #2. Police officers are trained in magic Ninjutsu that normal citizens can never learn.

  7. Huck Says:

    “#1. You canít miss with a shotgun”

    The dumbass, err… officer, did’nt miss. He just hit the wrong target.

  8. Tomcatshanger Says:

    I like how the dog’s owner is going to be fined while the cop won’t be.

    What a great world we live in. Shoot someone, MAYBE get a vacation. Have your dogs get out, get fined by the folks who attempted to kill them.

  9. Lyle Says:

    How about this rule; Don’t call the cops about dogs unless you absolutely have to, which is pretty much never.

  10. straightarrow Says:

    I would rather have gonnorhea than a cop on site.