Pizza causes crime

Posted in uncategorized on May 26th, 2009 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |

Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner Says:
May 26th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Would you expect anything less than st00pid from the D.C. City Council?
Mikee Says:
May 26th, 2009 at 10:12 am
So the known locus of crime after midnight in Adams Morgan has a police response time of 10 minutes? Does anyone else see a different problem here than the pizza?

IF pizza is outlawed, look for gyros to become the next food fad. I loves me a good gyro after a lot of drinking.
B Woodman Says:
May 26th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I can see it now, under “The Law of Unintended Consequences”.
Because the pizza places will become so tightly regulated, they will close.
Because the pizza joints are closed, less people will come to the bars & late-night life.
Because there will be less people in the area spending $$$, there will be less tax revenue coming in.
Guess who will be shrugging their shoulders and asking, “What did I do?”
Manish Says:
May 26th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
The war on single slice pizza joints..we must only sell full pizzas for the children.

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