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Why you should carry a pocket knife

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Golden Nozzle car wash customer John A. O’Leary was riding through the car wash when he noticed something was terribly wrong. Yards away, fighting for her life inside the car wash was 19-year-old employee Stephanie Carpluk. The lone attendant had taken a short-cut through the car rails and her scarf had become ensnared in one of the wash’s rotating mechanical brushes. The machinery had pulled the scarf tightly around her neck and was quickly strangling her. Unable to free herself, Carpluk passed out. Within seconds, O’Leary sprung from his car and pulled out a pocket knife that he was carrying and cut her free.

5 Responses to “Why you should carry a pocket knife”

  1. Weer'd Beard Says:

    I forgot mine last weekend on a trip to Maine. Needless to say I felt VERY naked.

    I always carry mine, and I use it multiple times every day!

  2. straightarrow Says:

    I am never without a knife. Yesterday I had to go in for a medical procedure, I had to leave my valuables with my wife. She said,”My God, why did you bring three pocket knives.” I said, “They each are for different uses.” She said, “That’s not what I meant. I meant why did you bring them at all?”

    “Oh, ’cause I don’t like being naked in public.”

  3. Ride Fast Says:

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  4. Bobby Says:

    Heh, because of work im up to two. good to know im not crazy

  5. Gerber tool Says:

    I have to pockets in my pants. One has ipod the otherone has a knife. Sometimes I try to listen to my knives or try to cut with my ipod…. The knife has a better sound than the ipod can cut.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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