House Rejects Welfare Err Bail Out

Tonight on your six o’clock news, ZOMFG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!1111one!1.

As you were.

3 Responses to “House Rejects Welfare Err Bail Out”

  1. Mikee says:

    For those of us who watch CNBC, we get that message all day long and don’t have to wait for the 6:00 news.

    My prediction: The Dems will pass a bailout with overwhelming support from their caucus for the bill. It will contain every piece of junk legislation from ACORN-grants to anti-drilling to DC anti-gun legislation. The Repubs will get the blame for the failing economy until the election, when suddenly all the crises will be gone. Dems will pick up 5 Senate and 30 House seats.

    If the Repubs had 2 brain cells to rub together, they’d be reaming the Dems for having 90+ votes against the bailout.

  2. Mikee says:

    And Obama will win, dammit.

  3. Yesterday the economy sucked, and as a salesperson, my income sucked.

    Today: same deal.

    Fudge. Oh well…things are looking up! The best day to buy stocks in the last 20 years is probably tomorrow. Too bad I haven’t the spare cash to plunk into the eTrade account.