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Random things that may or may not have been said at the Para Event

Todd Jarrett: I’ve shot over 2 million rounds in my life and the first one million were wasted.

You’re a feminist? That’s so cute!

Q: Don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do? A: Well, I’m extraordinarily affectionate to my wife.

I got one! (then it was pointed out that I did not hit the target and Todd Jarret was being a smart ass and hitting them for me – from 50 yards)

Robb, put your pants back on.

Don’t shoot the white targets? This shoot-house is racist!

You had to take him down. A clear case of Stockholm Syndrome – after a blogger shot a hostage.

When you can shoot like that, you can make fun of Todd Jarrett for using the term bullets.

I saw Jesus – cameraman after following Joe Huffman through the shoot house. (ETA: I should note that it was not because he was almost shot but because Joe almost ran him over while running backwards)

Me: She has issues. Tam: No, she has subscriptions.

Me: So, he just stayed there waiting for someone to come help him. Don: So, he’s a Democrat. Me: I’ve failed as a parent.

2 Responses to “Random things that may or may not have been said at the Para Event”

  1. RWC Says:

    I got one! (then it was pointed out that I did not hit the target and Todd Jarret was being a smart ass and hitting them for me – from 50 yards)

    LMAO

  2. Sailorcurt Says:

    I’ve got one too:

    In the van on the way home from dinner at Freemason Abbey (we missed you, by the way).

    Either JR or Kevin (I’m not sure which, I was driving) was explaining about his job, speaking about electrical systems that he works with:

    “A little control, a little power”

    Someone else (name changed to protect the guilty): “Sounds like my ex-wife”