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Speaking of parks

Campfield’s post reminds me of an old joke:

A Republican looks at a Libertarian and says If you had your way, people would be allowed to drink and have sex in public parks.

Libertarian says: Public parks?

6 Responses to “Speaking of parks”

  1. Standard Mischief Says:

    I could direct plenty of grief at the NPS, like eminent domain abuse, user fees for public property, shaking down legitimate business people like guides for protection money, and anti-hunting regulations where there is a obvious need to thin out an overpopulation. However, the idea of public parks itself, I really don’t have a problem with. The idea itself is older than the republic.

    An example would be the Boston commons, where ordinary citizens drilled for the militia after church every Sunday. I do believe it’s actually illegal to reenact this bit of history with real flintlock rifles nowadays within Boston city limits.

  2. straightarrow Says:

    The Boston Commons was originally a common grazing area for the livestock of local farmers. Well before it became a drill ground. Just thought you would might appreciate that little tidbit.

  3. Nylarthotep Says:

    Heh. Excellent Joke.

    Hadn’t heard that one before. I’ll have to store that one away.

  4. Lyle Says:

    “The idea itself is older than the republic.”

    So is slavery, military conquest, and monarchy, to name just a few.

    Your point is classic; “I like the idea of a public this or a public that, it’s just that they’re never handled properly…”

    Exactly, which is where another classic saying came from; “The only problem with socialism is that the right people had never been in charge.”

    I don’t have a problem with farms; I just don’t want them run by government.

    I don’t have a problem with manufacturing; I just don’t want it run by government.

    I don’t have a problem with modern medicine; I just don’t want it run by government.

    I don’t have a problem with education….

    I don’t have a problem with living in a house…

    Banking…

    Transportation…

    Energy…

    Communication…

    Now make up a hundred more on your own. Thay can be little things, like shoes or paper clips, even. That’s your assignment for the week.

  5. Standard Mischief Says:

    Great idea, Lyle.

    Next they can auction off the public road in front of my house. I’ll have to pay a toll to back out of my own driveway, but at least the street will be paved with shiny faux gold bricks, a real improvement over that asphalt stuff.

  6. tgirsch Says:

    Lyle is the type of Libertarian I’m thinking of when I (often) say:

    Libertarians are just anarchists who lack the stones to admit it.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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