Heller 2: Insert Snappy Sequel Title

Heller is suing DC once again because their new laws aren’t much better than the old ones.

15 Responses to “Heller 2: Insert Snappy Sequel Title”

  1. Jack Burton says:

    “Heller 2: To Heller And Back”???

  2. chrisb says:

    Heller 2: Glocks For All?

    Meh, that sucks.

  3. Kristopher says:

    No … it was expected.

    The DC council needs a timeout for contempt …

  4. chris says:

    Heller 2: Shooting in the summer?

  5. Phelps says:

    Oh, c’mon. It’s so obvious: Heller Reloaded

  6. DirtCrashr says:

    Where are jackbooted thugs to knock down Henty’s door when you need them? This is just job-security for lawyers.

  7. Letalis Maximus, Esq. says:

    Special. Master.

    Every real civil rights case pretty much ends up needing one.

  8. Les Jones says:

    Even easier: Heller II: The Empire Strikes Back.

  9. jed says:

    Heller: The Double-Tap

  10. straightarrow says:

    I would like to see the headline in a DC paper “What the Heller you doing Fenty”.

  11. ATLien says:

    Heller 2: Electric Boogaloo

  12. memomachine says:


    “Oh, címon. Itís so obvious: Heller Reloaded”

    Da winnah!

  13. Chris says:

    Heller II: The Larger Caliber

  14. mariner says:


    So this won’t be settled until “Heller III: Return of the Jedi”?

  15. JJR says:

    Main Title: Heller Reloaded
    Subtitle/tag: “Paybacks are Heller!”