And don’t share an umbrella
Apparently, there’s an effort to make men feminine. Now, I’m not all scared of gay cooties and I don’t fear metrosexuals. Hell, I’ve been known to have a pedicure and manicure myself (my dad will be along in a minute to make fun of that too). So, I got some girling it up street cred.
But this fashion trend of putting men in skinny clothes and having them apply lipstick is too much. Who seriously thought this would be fashionable? Or even remotely popular?
BTW, Breda’s title: I would not hit that. That had me laughing. And it had me thinking about a post here from a bit back:
Ah, euphemisms for doin’ it. And, ladies, if you wonder what men are doing when they’re quiet on the couch and appear to be in deep thought, it’s thinking of those.
Then we listed some, like:
But, you know, what would you come up with for not hitting it?
Not hitting it jokes are definitely harder, once you get past sports analogies.
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:25 am
Not hit it like an American League pitcher.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:10 am
Nice, Tam.
Not hit it like a collision avoidance autopilot.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Not hit it like a Liberator at 100 yards.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
hah! curt wins.
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
This is difficult
Curt’s got a good one, Liberator on Wikipedia
The best I could come up with was:
Not hit it like an impotent man without his Viagra.
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:56 pm
You’re just supposed to change the hitting it “like” to hitting it “with.”
“I’d hit that… With a truck.”
May 24th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Must just be me. I’ve never used “hit it” as a euphemism for “fuck”.
And no(Dennis voice), I’m not old, I’m 43!
May 26th, 2008 at 9:47 am
I wouldn’t hit that with Bill Clinton’s dick.