Let me catch you up:

TN State Rep. Rob Briley got pulled over for DUI.
He decided to call the cops involved Nazis
He kicked the window out of the car
All this made youtube.
He disappears.
Concerned folks fill out missing person report.
He’s found in a casino by state police who ask him to go home
Goes to rehab
Not good enough
Resigns

Sure, there’s some particulars left out but that’s the gist. Now, the latest is that he’s continuing to be Tennessee’s biggest douchebag because on his way out he blames not himself for making poor choices. Nor himself for being a douchebag. Rather, he blames bloggers and media. I shit you not:

“But the press needs to understand that if they’re not responsible with that information, that they’re not going to have access to it anymore,” Briley said.

That’s right. He says it is irresponsible for the press to point out that a state Rep did everything I listed above.

In addition to the mainstream press, Briley criticized bloggers, remarking that “just because you say it, doesn’t make it true.”

Everything I’ve said in this post (including and especially the part about you being a douchebag) is true.

Posted in uncategorized on May 21st, 2008 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |