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We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said he don’t work here*

It’s getting harder and harder to come up with middle names for Barack Mojo Nixon Obama. And no one even comments on them anymore. Is teh funny gone?

* first person to get the reference gets the satisfying feeling that comes with being the first person to get the reference.

28 Responses to “We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said he don’t work here*”

  1. workinwifdakids Says:

    Teh funny no to be leaving! Please?

  2. # 9 Says:

    You had me with Wayne…

  3. Les Jones Says:

    Barack Cougar Mellencamp Obama.

    Barack Mackey Paisley Passey Obama.

    Barack Marshall Tucker Band Obama.

  4. SayUncle Says:

    Barack Cougar Mellencamp Obama.

    Ok, that one’s funny.

  5. Standard Mischief Says:

    ’cause if you ain’t got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin’…

  6. CL Says:

    Robert… is a good middle name. then his initials would be… ANYONE ANYONE?

  7. Aunt B. Says:

    Oh, you’re for me, punk rock girl.

    Okay, I know Standard Mischief beat me to it. But who can hear any lyric from that song and not want to sing along?

  8. Sebastian Says:

    Damn… SM beat me to it. Interestingly, one of the former band members is (or was, as of a few years ago) an IT guy at a local pharmaceutical company. I have a friend that works there who said it was always tempting to call the help desk and ask “Do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?”

  9. Cam Says:

    You never think of what happens to professional musicians once they stop performing. I remember watching an episode of VH-1’s show where they reunited bands and the drummer from Flock of Seagulls was working in some factory in North Carolina, forced to wear a hairnet on the job.

  10. DirtCrashr Says:

    I know a band called “Switchblade Nixon”… They could puts the Walk back in Cityboy Barak.

  11. Tam Says:

    If Barack Jingleheimer Schmidt Obama doesn’t sink off the radar after November (and I think he’ll beat Col. Tighe like a drum) you’re going to need a Name Your Baby book for the next four years…

  12. Rustmeister Says:

    Barack Hellboy Obama

  13. AMCer Says:

    Punk Rock Girl…

  14. Molon Labe Says:

    Damn. I would’ve commented earlier but some issues here at work had me stuck between Barack and a hard place.

  15. jed Says:

    I try to maintain hope that Col. Tighe will defeat Barack Walter Mitty Obama in the general. The thought of Barack Wilbur Post Obama in the Oval Office is too scary.

    As for Mojo, guess I’m not familiar with that particular tune. “I Ain’t gonna pee in no jar” was my theme song for many years.

  16. Smacklug Says:

    It was never really funny, every time you change his name to some “witty” thing you just look retarded.

  17. Rob K Says:

    Smacklug has no sense of humor (e.g. supports Barak “Who’s Sane? He’s Sane!” Obama).

  18. SayUncle Says:

    I don’t think it’s a lack of sense of humor so much as buying the PC claptrap regarding he who shall not be middle named.

  19. tgirsch Says:

    Thanks a lot, man. Now I’m going to have to dig out my copy of Root Hog Or Die

  20. Guav Says:

    I get the satisfying feeling of knowing that if I had read your entry as soon as you posted it instead of at 5:45 pm, I would have been the first one to get the reference.

  21. DirtCrashr Says:

    The thought of Barak The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny Obama in the ovular officius or even slinkily off the NORAD blip-circle and into retirement still scares me. Jimmy Carter retired, and even Barak Nanook Camarillo Obama could have a flossian effect or two.

  22. Cactus Jack Says:

    I just refer to him as BaraKKK Osama and leave it at that.

  23. Oldsmoblogger Says:

    You know what, Sebastian? I like you…you’re not like the other people here in the trailer park….

  24. Brad Says:

    What about Barack “Elvis needs boats” Obama? Yes, another Mojo Nixon reference.

  25. jed Says:

    No, Brad, because Barack Joan Rivers Obama would be backwards.

  26. Jay G. Says:

    Barack “Skid Roper” Obama?

  27. Tam Says:

    Barack Leeloo Dallas Multipass Obama.

  28. Tam Says:

    Barack Mxyzptlk Obama