We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said he don’t work here*
It’s getting harder and harder to come up with middle names for Barack Mojo Nixon Obama. And no one even comments on them anymore. Is teh funny gone?
* first person to get the reference gets the satisfying feeling that comes with being the first person to get the reference.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Teh funny no to be leaving! Please?
April 9th, 2008 at 10:00 am
You had me with Wayne…
April 9th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Barack Cougar Mellencamp Obama.
Barack Mackey Paisley Passey Obama.
Barack Marshall Tucker Band Obama.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Ok, that one’s funny.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:11 am
’cause if you ain’t got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin’…
April 9th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Robert… is a good middle name. then his initials would be… ANYONE ANYONE?
April 9th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Oh, you’re for me, punk rock girl.
Okay, I know Standard Mischief beat me to it. But who can hear any lyric from that song and not want to sing along?
April 9th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Damn… SM beat me to it. Interestingly, one of the former band members is (or was, as of a few years ago) an IT guy at a local pharmaceutical company. I have a friend that works there who said it was always tempting to call the help desk and ask “Do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?”
April 9th, 2008 at 10:45 am
You never think of what happens to professional musicians once they stop performing. I remember watching an episode of VH-1’s show where they reunited bands and the drummer from Flock of Seagulls was working in some factory in North Carolina, forced to wear a hairnet on the job.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:47 am
I know a band called “Switchblade Nixon”… They could puts the Walk back in Cityboy Barak.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:55 am
If Barack Jingleheimer Schmidt Obama doesn’t sink off the radar after November (and I think he’ll beat Col. Tighe like a drum) you’re going to need a Name Your Baby book for the next four years…
April 9th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Barack Hellboy Obama
April 9th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Punk Rock Girl…
April 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Damn. I would’ve commented earlier but some issues here at work had me stuck between Barack and a hard place.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
I try to maintain hope that Col. Tighe will defeat Barack Walter Mitty Obama in the general. The thought of Barack Wilbur Post Obama in the Oval Office is too scary.
As for Mojo, guess I’m not familiar with that particular tune. “I Ain’t gonna pee in no jar” was my theme song for many years.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
It was never really funny, every time you change his name to some “witty” thing you just look retarded.
April 9th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Smacklug has no sense of humor (e.g. supports Barak “Who’s Sane? He’s Sane!” Obama).
April 9th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I don’t think it’s a lack of sense of humor so much as buying the PC claptrap regarding he who shall not be middle named.
April 9th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Thanks a lot, man. Now I’m going to have to dig out my copy of Root Hog Or Die…
April 9th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I get the satisfying feeling of knowing that if I had read your entry as soon as you posted it instead of at 5:45 pm, I would have been the first one to get the reference.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
The thought of Barak The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny Obama in the ovular officius or even slinkily off the NORAD blip-circle and into retirement still scares me. Jimmy Carter retired, and even Barak Nanook Camarillo Obama could have a flossian effect or two.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
I just refer to him as BaraKKK Osama and leave it at that.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
You know what, Sebastian? I like you…you’re not like the other people here in the trailer park….
April 9th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
What about Barack “Elvis needs boats” Obama? Yes, another Mojo Nixon reference.
April 10th, 2008 at 1:05 am
No, Brad, because Barack Joan Rivers Obama would be backwards.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Barack “Skid Roper” Obama?
April 11th, 2008 at 2:06 am
Barack Leeloo Dallas Multipass Obama.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Barack Mxyzptlk Obama