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Confused

After the vasectomy, Junior was confused. See, she knew I went to the doctor. Yet I came home sick. Which to her, makes no sense because you go to the doctor to get better.

5 Responses to “Confused”

  1. Clint Says:

    I felt a little ill after you described the event as well.

  2. nk Says:

    So what happens, thirty years from now, when SayAunt decides to run off to Tahiti with her 25-old surfing instructor and you have found the 27-year old beauty queen who loves you madly but wants children? 😉 (Ducks)

  3. SayUncle Says:

    NK, per my doc, about $10,000 for only a 50/50 shot. Also, there is a 1/65,000 chance that they may grow back together.

  4. Alcibiades McZombie Says:

    The doctor took your precious fluids away from you. That’s why you’re sick.

  5. tgirsch Says:

    Also, there is a 1/65,000 chance that they may grow back together.

    This actually happened to my friend’s Dad. When the younger sister showed up, it almost ruined their marriage (obvious allegations of cheating), until they figured out what happened.

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