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Conversations with Junior

Junior: I wanna hot dog.

Me: You just ate and didn’t finish your yogurt.

Junior: No I didn’t.

Me: Yeah, you did. Just making sure you’re hungry. You just ate yogurt.

Junior: No I didn’t.

Me: Are you lyin.?

Junior: I’m not lyin’.

Me: You just ate yogurt. I think you’re lyin’.

Junior: Lions don’t eat yogurt.

Heh. Lion = lyin’. I guess she was only lion half the time.

3 Responses to “Conversations with Junior”

  1. triticale Says:

    I used to sing to our one yellow-furred cat, “You can’t hide your lion eyes…”

  2. Peter Says:

    Remember this conversation in ten or twelve years as you’re sitting down to buy her the cute metallic blue sporty convertible she wants to go along with her brand new driver’s license.

    You’ve lost already.

    Smile and accept your defeat. There is no way an ordinary mortal such as we can resist the power of the Daughter.

  3. Linoge Says:

    You sure she has not been sneaking episodes of Firefly past you 😉 ?

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