Guns really do kill people
Via reader shane.
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October 19th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
It was programmed w/ the personality of Hitler. It heard “Africans” and went postal.
October 20th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
“When the female officer went forward to help the gunner clear the blockage, another shell was accidentally fired, causing some of the unspent ammunition in nearly-full magazines to explode.
The rogue gun began firing wildly, spraying high-explosive shells at a rate of 550 a minute, swinging around through 360 degrees like a high-pressure hose.
The unknown officer tried to shut the gun down but she couldn’t because the computer gremlin had taken over. Her fate was unknown at the time of going to press.”
That rather confused account makes me wonder whether the gun was under computer control at all, or was just cooking off rounds.
October 22nd, 2007 at 4:40 am
Well, damn, so much for the “Only people kill people,” line…
October 22nd, 2007 at 6:27 am
“It gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the future of law enforcement… ed-209”
(Sorry, couldn’t resist. Yes, I’m an insensitive clod)