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It’s not every day that I find something on the internet that makes me laugh hysterically

But today, I did.

11 Responses to “It’s not every day that I find something on the internet that makes me laugh hysterically”

  1. Rustmeister Says:

    I think I’d rather try to buttfuck a wolverine. You can go back to your opium, now.”

    Yup, she’s good.

  2. # 9 Says:

    Reminds me of Tam.

  3. # 9 Says:

    The writing reminds me of Tam.

  4. ben Says:

    I figured it’d be the wolverine bit that got you.

  5. davetha Says:

    Walmart’s a great place for beginner concealed carry practice. Everyone’s a potential threat, and it’s so full of crazies no-one looks at you twice.

    Tip: Get your stuff, then pay for it at the sporting goods counter, along with your ammo. No lines, and you can have fun with the assistant.

    “Is that for a handgun”, they have to ask.

    “Whatever kills them the quickest. Do you have a recommendation?”

    Best said when buying duct tape, bin liners and shovel.

  6. JustDoIt Says:

    Anyone who shops at Wall-of-China Mart gets exactly what they deserve.

  7. straightarrow Says:

    My, my aren’t we all so sophisticated?

  8. Linoge Says:

    You cannot imagine how annoyed I was to find that one cannot purchase ammunition at Kalifornistan Walmarts… it was more than a little convenient to just get everything I could ever need at one location. Of course, given that the ones here in San Diego are not allowed to be Super Walmarts, that is more difficult regardless.

    That said, boy was that a sucky (though amusing in retrospect, I suppose) day.

  9. chris Says:

    Best said when buying duct tape, bin liners and shovel.

    should probably add zip ties and a ski mask to the shopping list just to make it look like you are a complete nutcase…

    but yeah, the read was great on that site, ive added that one to my daily reading list just because of the first article

  10. chris Says:

    omg, i just read some of the archive posts… damn near got me in tears im laughing so hard

  11. Boyd Says:

    My client’s firewall is blocking access to the linked site, dammit.

    Erm, I mean, not that I’d, you know, surf the web, umm, like, at work, or anything.

    Umm…nevermind.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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