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Kids today

Tam sets them straight: “Tribal tattoos”? Give me a break. “18-y.o. Skinny White Kids From The ‘Burbs” isn’t any tribe I’ve heard of.

13 Responses to “Kids today”

  1. Guav Says:

    Unfortunately, that aspect of the diatribe is a bit dated. It would have been spot-on fifteen years ago, but “tribal” tattoos are basically dead at this point, totally played out and have been replaced with “traditional” American tattoo images, a description that is at least accurate. Nobody gets tribal tattoos anymore ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. SayUncle Says:

    but “tribal” tattoos are basically dead at this point

    Well, knoxville’s trends run a bit behind the rest of the world ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. thirdpower Says:

    Really. In my area, they’re just phasing out the “one pants leg up” thing.

  4. Guav Says:

    Ahh, good point.

  5. Guav Says:

    They’re already wearing gigantic XXXL white dresses t-shirts though, right?

  6. Tam Says:

    Which, you know, defeats the whole trousers thing.

    How are your bros going to know if you’re busting the proper amount of slack when your tee is hanging halfway to your ankles?

  7. chris Says:

    What is a tribal tatoo?

    Is it a tatoo with some kind of oriental symbols known only in certain villages in Tibet?

    You all need to quit talking so badly about my new Fubu ensemble.

  8. Alcibiades McZombie Says:

    Achewood knows all about style.

  9. Cam Says:

    Tam’s never heard of the teenage members of the Suburbanite tribe? Semi-nomadic, found mostly in malls with a Hot Topic. Sad, morose, and often pointlessly angry individuals.

    I have one at home. No tattoos yet, but he is wanting a motorcycle.

  10. blackfork Says:

    Kids just want to belong. No church. No family. No outdoors. School is minimum security prison. Nobody teaches them anything useful and pop culture has anorexic heiresses and rap thugs at it’s apex.

    They can sense they are being raised to be slaves. Everything is illegal, zero tolerance, except for the 30 million illegals who walk in from another country.

    Disfiguring yourself starts to look pretty good when you can’t connect with anything. Diet Dr. Pepper, anyone?

    Take a kid shooting. Spend time.

  11. HardCorps Says:

    Dude, the tribal tat on the lower back of a skinny white girl is called a ‘tramp stamp.’ It is an invaluable identification device for easy prey.

  12. Guav Says:

    Any tattoo on the lower back of a girl is called a Tramp Stamp.

  13. Rabbit Says:

    The tattoos on the lower back of girls are also called “VFR approach markers”.

    Regards,
    Rabbit.