A report from Junior’s recent behavioral problems

The Mrs. called to inform me that:

At Target, Code Yellow means lost child.

Posted in Notes to Junior on June 26th, 2007 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |

#9 Says:
June 26th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Perfectly normal behavior. I made my parents rue the day they taught me “hide-n-seek” every time we went to a department store.
gudis Says:
June 26th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
It’s Code Adam at Wal Mart, in case it comes up in the future…
triticale Says:
June 26th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
It’s Code Adam most places. referencing a specific child abducted from a store many years ago. Adam’s father is, IIRC, the host of America’s Most Wanted.

Code Yellow sounds like a bodily fluid spill.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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