Greatest knock-knock joke ever
As told to me by Junior:
Junior: Knock, knock
Me: Who’s there?
Junior: Orange
Me: Orange who?
Junior: [runs away laughing hysterically]
It made my day.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
Uncle Pays the Bills
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March 27th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
A classic example of a one banana problem.
March 27th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I don’t get it.
March 27th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Me neither.
I guess that’s why it’s funny. Little kid makes silly joke and thinks it’s hilarious. I understand it on that level.
The first thing on TV that ever made my son laugh was Fraser when my boy was about 4 years old. Fraser called someone a “smarty pants” in that goofy serious tone of his. It was a pretty good yuck.
March 28th, 2007 at 2:49 am
Ok, here goes. the joke is
Knock, knock.
who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
knock knock,
who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
knock knock
who’s there?
Orange you glad I didn’t say orange again?
Obviously the kid heard the whole joke, and had his funnybone tickled. His glee could not be contained in the retelling and the fooling of Dad, important thing, the first time.
I think it is a lovely story. And just the kind Uncle will remember when his kid tells him what his kid said. Thanks for the lovely memories your post invoked in me.
March 28th, 2007 at 7:00 am
Ok, here goes somewhere else. The joke is also:
Knock, knock.
who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
knock knock,
who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
knock knock
who’s there?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
March 28th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
He has obviously been driven insane by the fact that you named him Orange.
March 28th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
My favorite knock-knock joke:
P1: Knock Knock.
P2: Who’s there?
P1: The interrupting cow.
P2: The interrup…
P1 (before P2 can finish): MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!