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It’s not sabotage

It’s the fact you can’t stick them in a stripper’s garter.

9 Responses to “It’s not sabotage”

  1. Brutal Hugger Says:

    If you’re in a club where you’re slipping singles, you might need to upgrade your sophisticated adult entertainment.

  2. BobG Says:

    You could always take a cue from the vending machine people, and put them in the slot…

  3. SayUncle Says:

    heh. it’s been so long since i’ve been to a tittie bar i don’t know the cost. Last I was there, floor was $10; private $30; and the singles were for the mainstage.

    But that’s been about 3 years.

  4. Ron Says:

    I used to work for a company where half my team was in Canada and I’d travel there often. They don’t have a bill smaller than $5. They have a $1 (the Lunnie) and $2 (the twonnie) coin.

    I asked my co-workers how they tipped strippers, but alas none would own up to knowing. I’d like to know.

  5. Ron Says:

    Did a quick google search and found according to a Canadian they don’t tip strippers on stage in Canada.

    Of course it seems strippers would figure out how to hand a small pouch you could drop coins into.

  6. nk Says:

    Lobby of one, says: Replace George Washington with Susan B. Anthony and Sascajewea? What kind of un-American commies are you?

  7. TD Says:

    If they ever axed the dollar bill, clubs would probably just print up their own Monopoly money and have the bartenders exchange coins for bills.

  8. Alcibiades Says:

    They could get rid of the penny and create an Abraham Lincoln dollar coin. That damn state of Illonois always fights the removal of the penny because of Lincoln, so we might as well kill two birds with one stone.

  9. tgirsch Says:

    You know, we do have a legal tender $2 bill. Scrap the single, expand printing of the $2, and make a dollar coin more widespread. Solves the nudie bar problem AND the dollar coin problem.

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