End of the world
I noticed this morning a Coming Soon sign for Starbuck’s. In Alcoa, Tennessee. Jebus, the invasion is almost complete.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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October 27th, 2006 at 11:23 am
Oh Lord. I know what you mean, buddy. Here in NC things have gone from bad to worse to worser. First it was the wimmen vote thing, that was bad. Then it was that indoor plumbing. Then, that wasn’t bad enough, they come around with that durn electricity. I tell you, it’s getting to where a fella caint tell which end is up no more.
A friend of mine calls the place “Four Bucks” since there is no such thing as a cheap cup of coffee in there. But cheer up, the assimilation will be complete soon, you won’t feel a thing. Now then, just close your eyes and relax. You’re getting sleepy. Sleeepy. Sleeeeepy…
Dan Patterson
Arrogant Infidel
October 27th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Time to start Phase Two.
October 27th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Unc,
They’re putting a Starbucks in Haverhill, MA (the “big” city next to my sleepy ‘burb).
There are (conservatively) 7,000 Dunkin Donuts shops in Haverhill. There are several MILLION “Dunks” in MA – in fact, Dunkin Donuts *CRUSHED* Krispy Kreme when they tried to get a foothold in Saugus, MA. Crushed. As in, out of business in MONTHS.
It will be interesting to see how Starbucks does here…
October 28th, 2006 at 1:18 am
If Tenneseans don’t have the good sense to refuse to pay $4-5 for a cup of joe, they deserve to lose their minds to the culture-destroyers.
Already a lost cause out on the Left Coast.
October 28th, 2006 at 9:04 am
You are so very screwed.