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This just in

We should repeal the second amendment because, gosh darnit, it’s too hard to debate. And who cares what a bunch of old dudes wrote 200 years ago, anyway?

Update: Regarding the author’s (Chris Kellerman) threat to punch people in the face when they quote these old dudes, Tam says:

Let me clue you in on something, Chris; the threat of being punched in the face by strange young men with violent urges is what causes some folks to carry guns.

4 Responses to “This just in”

  1. straightarrow Says:

    He is certainly welcome to try that line of debate with me, anybody that stupid cannot possibly be any good at defending himself. All his intellect is taken up with breathing regularly.

  2. Alcibiades Says:

    The idea is that you need a gun to hunt is laughable. Why, you can use a bow and arrow or even a spear.

    Help us eliminate all gun violence by ending hunting with guns.

    –Signed, The People Against Hunter Gun Violence

  3. Dr. Strangegun Says:

    The idea that liberals need air to breath is laughable. Why, liberals can use water or beer or even bongwater.

    Help us eliminate all liberal stupidity by ending breathing of liberals.

    -Signed, The People Against Liberal Oxygen Theft

  4. Alcibiades Says:

    I was being facetious.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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