Good thing he didn’t use a gun
This being San Francisco, and CNN being CNN, what did the link to the story at the CNN.com site say? That’s right: *SUV hits 14 people in 20-minute rampage, 1 dead.
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August 31st, 2006 at 10:20 am
What should it have said?
August 31st, 2006 at 10:22 am
Man runs car into crowd.
Or person, etc.
It’s like these SUVs (and guns) are sentient beings.
August 31st, 2006 at 11:53 am
If the guy had been driving a car, it would have said “Car hits 14 people…” and if he had been driving a truck, it would have said “Truck hits 14 …”. Headlines are meant to be short.
August 31st, 2006 at 12:01 pm
“man runs over 14 people” would be fine w/out throwing in the usual sentient SUV line. Try googling “SUV kills” and see how many hits you get.