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Counting Lesson

Better than a LULA.

After range day, comes time to learn our numbers. We count by nines. We also don’t stop at 10 like most toddlers. We go to 32. Junior on how to load a 9mm AR magazine:

Step 1: secure magazine and get your ammo ready:

Step 2: With mag firmly secured, grab a round from your Winchester White box:

Step 3: Insert round (use of feet to secure magazine optional):

Step 4: Repeat 31 more times.

12 Responses to “Counting Lesson”

  1. The Bitch Girls :: How Adorable! Says:

    […] Uncle shows us how he is teaching his daughter to count.  Images like that almost make me want my own to corrupt teach.  Then I start thinking of the other things that includes like diapers and crying and I’m reminded why I’d rather just corrupt other people’s kids. […]

  2. chris Says:

    You need to send these pics to the other side’s websites, blogs, etc.

    The article title will be “Gun Nut uses semi-naked daughter to load weapons”.

    I need to train my wife to sit around semi-nude loading mags for me.

  3. Marc Says:

    That’s one strong RR if she can get all the rounds loaded into the mag. The last few are a pain for me.

  4. SayUncle Says:

    Marc, don’t feel bad. She can only get about 3 in there. I took some creative license with the ‘repeat 31 times’ bit.

  5. Captain Holly Says:

    I doubt my wife would allow me to do this. She’s not anti-gun, but she gets freaked out by little kids holding guns or ammo. I blame it on her Oprah-watching.

    Incidentally, a few years ago I had left a box of .22 WMR on my nightstand and daughter #1 (then about 2 y.o.) found it. Excited, she naturally took it in to show Mommy. I got an angry call at work, with my wife hysterically ranting about how I had endangered her daughter. I told her the stuff was basically inert and no more dangerous than a box of matches. That calmed her down, but she still thought I had been irresponsible.

    Well, a few weeks later, she sheepishly called me and said that she had left a cupboard door open and daughter #1 had found a box of matches and was playing with them when my wife came back into the kitchen. She was open-minded enough to recognize the irony of the situation and have sense of humor about it (which is one reason why I’m still married to her).

  6. countertop Says:

    adorable

  7. existingthing Says:

    I KNEW someone else did the feet thing too!

  8. Cowboy Blob Says:

    Remember, kiddo, pointy bit faces forward! 🙂

  9. ben Says:

    Sure is cute. We should get her and my 2.5 year old in the ring for a cuteness grudge match. I gotta find my little one some small person camo. I almost got her a camo dress last year, but they didn’t have her size.

  10. Alex Says:

    Good form! Nice to see a kid doing something constructive. Keep it up and in a few years her favorite perfume will be Hoppes No. 9.

  11. Sebastian Says:

    Geez… that should have a few people at the Brady Campaign in the ICU 😉

  12. SayUncle » Pitching In Says:

    […] Update: Oh, some related cuteness. […]