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Why I read Aunt B.

Because, while giving AC shit about man on man lovin, she waxes poetic about stuff like the money shot:

I have an unnatural fear of getting cum in my eye.

I mean, how could you not keep reading?

And, it’s a good fear to have. I’ve accidentally shot myself* in the face and it’s not nice. I wasn’t following the four rules of cum safety.

* that’s a joke for those of you who need to be told that sort of thing.

4 Responses to “Why I read Aunt B.”

  1. Jay G Says:

    WAAAAAAYYYY TMI…

  2. Rustmeister Says:

    I haven’t been able to do that since I was 18….

  3. tgirsch Says:

    Judging by PeterNorth.com, I’m not sure her fear is all that unnatural.

  4. _Jon Says:

    Whenever a friend gets something in his / her eye and it causes irritation, they usually get quite a ribbing.
    Woe be to the person who gets Pink Eye. The fun goes on for days….

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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