Makes me glad I don’t remember dreams
Via Brittney, this bit made me laugh out loud:
However, the weirdest dream by far was when I birthed a doo doo weasel. Yes, you heard me right — a DOO DOO WEASEL — also known as a rodent made out of 100% shit. The little guy got away and went on to survive in a Japanese toilet. I kid you not.
I’m still crying.
December 21st, 2005 at 8:34 pm
Something about the word birthed along side doo doo and weasel that makes it extra funny.