Terms of Use & Legalese

This site exists entirely for my amusement. If it amuses you too, that’s cool but not necessary.

All posts are © their respective author.

This site is intended to be viewed by intelligent adults (ok, we’ll settle for adults). The content is not intended for children since we’ve been known to curse, talk about porn, and discuss tittie bars. Enter at your own risk.

All original content may be quoted, provided a link to the site appears with the quote.

Yada, yada, yada

In exchange for access to this site, you agree not to sue the owner or authors of this site.

I pay for this site and am under no obligation to give you a platform to rant or refute the authors. If you want to do that, get your own site and leave me the fuck (see, told you we cussed) alone.

For contact information, see the contact page.

Information obtained on or through this site is not intended to be, and in no way should be construed as, legal advice or counsel. For that, seek your own legal counsel.

I love little baby ducks.

Some stuff on this site is satirical in nature. If you can’t tell whether it is satire or not, you should probably seek professional help. In the event you’re not sure, assume it is.

SayUncle assumes no responsibility for the accuracy of information provided by other authors. Likewise, other authors assume no responsibility for the accuracy of information provided by others.

We make no warranty regarding availability or accessibility to this site.

If youíre still reading this, you have a high tolerance for boredom.

SayUncle and its authors are not responsible for the comments, writings and links left by others in the comments section.

All email will be considered for publication, unless you say otherwise. Even if you do say otherwise, I may print it anyway.

And before you ask me a bunch of questions about stuff I may have already discussed, use the convenient search feature located in the right sidebar.

Use of this site indicates acceptance of these terms.

5 Responses to “Terms of Use & Legalese”

  1. […] Using the pages function in WordPress, I now have a Terms of Use and Legalese page. […]

  2. […] My $0.02 is my website slogan: Remember, I do this to entertain me . . . not you. Or as my Terms of Use say: This site exists entirely for my amusement. If it amuses you too, thatís cool but not necessary. […]

  3. […] I’ve had terms of use and a contact page for a while in full smart ass glory. But, all you lawyer-type readers out there, it begs the question: Do these things really matter or provide any level of legal protection at all? […]

  4. […] In addition to Terms of Use and an Email Policy, I need to come up with both a linking policy (long and short: I link to who I read) and a privacy policy (I won’t give out any info unless it’s on request of a lawful court order). […]

  5. […] My reply: Sue me for what, exactly? For linking to and allowing Les Jones to comment on a website I pay for? And a website that you agreed to abide by the rules of when you commented there? You did read the terms of service? […]