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Because Cock is fun to say

South Knox Bubba, your one stop shop for cockfighting in the news (scroll away).

Posted in uncategorized on July 13th, 2005 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |

One Response to “Because Cock is fun to say”

  1. Mountain Girl Says:
    July 16th, 2005 at 2:09 pm

    Here is my interpretation of how a cockfighting raid might go down.
    Here is my interpretation of how it went down.

    Gambler 1: Look at the size of that COCK!
    Gambler 2: That cock is huge!
    Gambler 1: (points to a cock)Why is it the black cocks are always so much bigger?
    Gambler 2: I don’t know, but that little red cock looks like it could give a good pounding.
    Gambler 1: I wonder if they ever put more than two cocks in a ring at a time?
    Gambler 2: Shh. Shh. They’re about to start. (background crowd voices fall to a hush a cacophony of sound erupts)
    Gambler 1: Wooo-Hoooo! My cock’s really going at it!
    Gambler 2: Uh-Oh. My cock’s already bleeding. (background fighting stops and crowd goes quiet again)(screams at cock) Get UP! Get UP! Well, that sucked! My cock got licked!

    (There is a commotion and two plain clothes cops run in with weapons drawn)

    Cop 1: EVERYBODY DROP YOUR COCKS AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!