Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses
And anyone carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood:
U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres. Then they let him into the United States.
And they found out he killed someone. My personal favorite bit:
Anthony conceded it “sounds stupid” that a man wielding what appeared to be a bloody chain saw could not be detained. But he added: “Our people don’t have a crime lab up there. They can’t look at a chain saw and decide if it’s blood or rust or red paint.”
