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Bucking a trend

In honor of this week being No Name Calling Week, we at SayUncle present the following:

Thin-skinned, no-humored pansy

Mantra-chanting, incense-burning, herb-sucking yahoo

Cheese-eating, cocoa guzzling yodeler.

Long-haired, fat-bellied, goofy-tattooed, 60s throwback, village people wannabe, biker freak

As you were.

4 Responses to “Bucking a trend”

  1. GMontag Says:

    Granola-sucking Limousine Commies (The People of Reston, VA)

  2. tgirsch Says:

    And let’s not forget FIBs for Illinois residents (of which my sister is now one).

  3. Thibodeaux Says:

    Ah yes, those Friendly Illinois Boys.

    Yeah, when we drove my brother-in-law’s car from his house in Lake Zurich up to Madison, I told my wife, “I hope nobody thinks we’re FIBs.” She didn’t find that amusing.

  4. tgirsch Says:

    I always heard the “friendly” alternative as “Friendly Illinois Bretheren,” but I suppose “Boys” works, too. 🙂

    What’s the best thing to come out of Illinios? The highways.

    Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean to the South? Because Illinois sucks!

    Why can’t you get a blowjob in Illinois on the weekends? Because all those Illinois cocksuckers are vacationing in Wisconsin.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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