Why cry? Why not
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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May 21st, 2004 at 6:22 pm
SU, ain’t worth it. once you bring yer newborn home, it will cry all the time, for no reason. it seems babies don’t like their sudden entrance into the real world, and prefer the womb where it’s all nice and warm and such.
baby mullet only cries when he’s hungry, cranky or bumps his little nugget on something… he don’t even mind poopy pants so much.
don’t worry, you’ll be able to figure it out, without spending a C note.
May 22nd, 2004 at 8:37 am
wudnt that a simpsons episode once a’pone a time?
May 22nd, 2004 at 8:58 am
I have some beach front property in Colorado I’d like to sell you Uncle…
May 22nd, 2004 at 3:37 pm
Sounds like the human version of a dog bark translator: http://www.takara-usa.com/bowlingual.html
May 22nd, 2004 at 5:21 pm
I was working on a home electronics project of a similar nature. A translator circuit that would listen to Democrats speak and than translate what they actually meant.
But the design may have a problem, because everything that Kerry says comes out as “I’m a barking moonbat.” As a circuit check, one time I fed it a Kennedy speach and it translated that as “I’m a bloated moonbat.”
At this point, I don’t know if I need to go back to the drawing board or apply for a patent.
May 23rd, 2004 at 12:45 am
Listen to The Mullet, Uncle. (And me!! I speak from 4 generations of crying babies!)