Note to self
Self,
Never, ever, ever appear on a talk show. Particularly any show that comes on when most people are at work:
All Ricky Meredith wanted to do was punch his nemesis, “Pimp Daddy,” in the face on national television.
Instead, he lost his prized collection of 2,000 clip-on ties, his 16 “homemade” Western shirts and the big-screen TV he had just finished paying off, all because of a fire prosecutors contend his ex-stepdaughter and her boyfriend set while he was in Chicago for an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show.
“When I came back from the Jerry Springer Show, I couldn’t believe it,” Meredith told jurors in Knox County Criminal Court Monday. “The best TV I had in my whole life, it was history. I had over 2,000 of them snap-on ties I lost in that fire. I had 16 Western shirts that was homemade. You can’t buy them in the store.”
Reaping, sewing, whatever.
