When you hit the horn, it goes Moo!
Via Gunner comes this story:
A farmer who left two dead cows by the side of the road for rubbish collection got a nasty surprise from local police.
Authorities in Rutherford county deemed the dead livestock as “unattended vehicles” and issued them with the tickets.
The justification for this: The local sheriff’s department said they thought the cows were asleep.
Live cows are vehicles? Dead ones must be litter.
February 24th, 2004 at 4:32 pm
We’re using the Blazing Saddles argument here…Mongo rides a cow, so they’re vehicles.
There are pictures of me as a toddler riding on the back of the neighbor’s St. Benard.
So they, too, are also vehicles.
February 24th, 2004 at 10:42 pm
Mooooo’ve out of the way. I’m coming through.