She doesn’t have a blog . . .
but she could. The winner of the Worst Writing Award:
They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland Cheddar and the white … Mozzarella, although it could possibly be Provolone or just plain American, as it really doesn’t taste distinctly dissimilar from the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently.
Blogworthy!
July 18th, 2003 at 1:22 am
There’s a shorter version of that contest, the aptly named “Lyttle Lytton Contest” – which goes for both brevity and awfulness.
I actually got an honorable mention in the 2001 contest for the sentence (the old unnecessary clarification gag): “In anticipation, John licked his own lips.”
http://www.patheticearthlings.com/archives/000371.html
July 18th, 2003 at 6:11 pm
That’s pretty good Andrew, I tried the Lyttle Lytton in 2002, but I obviously wasn’t awful enough. 😉