A typical wartime news day
Saddam is dead. No, he’s not. Saddam is dead. No, he’s not. Saddam is dead. No, he’s not. Saddam is dead. No, he’s not. Saddam is dead. No, he’s not.
WMD found in Iraq. No, they weren’t. WMD found in Iraq. No, they weren’t. WMD found in Iraq. No, they weren’t. WMD found in Iraq. No, they weren’t.
The market is down. The market is up. The market is down. The market is up. The market is down. The market is up. The market is down. The market is up.
Dubya is evil, No, he’s not. Dubya is evil, No, he’s not. Dubya is evil, No, he’s not. Dubya is evil, No, he’s not. Dubya is evil, No, he’s not.
Ad infinitum.
