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STOP! Or I’ll say Stop again.

In England, stuff you can’t make up:

Jump up and down and shout to beat street crime

Witnesses to violent street crime should try to ‘distract’ attackers by honking their car horns or even ‘jumping up and down’. That’s according to Labour’s Police Minister.

Active resistance (preferably while armed) is usually the best method. But that’s basically illegal in England.

Tam has what she claims is a poem. I don’t think so since it doesn’t rhyme.

2 Responses to “STOP! Or I’ll say Stop again.”

  1. _Jon Says:

    Kinda like over there, but now it’s happening over here:
    http://www.itshinesforall.com/archives/2007/02/an_invitation_t.html

  2. Kevin Baker Says:

    Actually, Tam’s poem does rhyme. She just didn’t break up the stanzas properly:

    To avoid the legal nets
    that entangled Bernie Goetz,
    Just yell ‘Help, help, police!’
    like Kitty Genovese.

    There, see?

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