Stupid
Does the AP even try to be accurate with the gun facts anymore? Seriously:
The machine gun ban is meant to rid Hawaii of sniper-type assault weapons, which are nearly five feet long and use 50-caliber shells.
I tell you, I got get me one of them 50 caliber, sniper-type assault weapon machine guns. It’s right there, next to the goose that lays golden eggs, pixie dust, and the science of global warming.
January 19th, 2006 at 1:10 am
50 Cal, sniper, five foot long machine rifle….WTF???
I wnat one of these. It is like a giant squid, nobody has seen one but the must exist, right?
January 19th, 2006 at 2:37 am
The science of global warming is barely four feet long, and it fires dime-sized hail when it’s really pissed off.
January 19th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
Actually, despite what Big Oil for a Cleaner Environment(tm) might tell you, the science behind global warming is rock solid. The only thing that’s seriously debated is the extent to which human activity is accelerating the process. Of course, being the complex science that it is, it’s easy to cast false doubt upon it in the minds of laypeople.
January 19th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
And speaking of 50-caliber, did you see the Mythbusters where they tested the “dive in the water to avoid getting shot” myth?
January 20th, 2006 at 3:39 am
I thought gun banners would be supportive of five foot long guns. They’d be impossible to conceal carry.