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Life in the future

The Russians went and built themselves a mech:

Russia has unveiled a terrifying 4.5-tonne bulletproof robot that can walk and hold weapons in its giant claws – and looks straight out of sci-fi films like Avatar and Robocop.

And it’s made by Kalashnikov.

9 Responses to “Life in the future”

  1. LKP Says:

    I’ll believe it when they actually show it move. Until then, it has no more credibility than those Iranian wonder weapons.

  2. Charles Gallo Says:

    Let’s see – We never see it move, there are no hydraulic lines to any of the hydraulic cylinders

    Cool static model that doesn’t do crap

  3. Rivrdog Says:

    The Russ also built a missile with “unlimited range”, a nuclear engine. first four of them they’ve flown have crashed…

  4. Charles Gallo Says:

    After never flying more than 2 minutes

  5. wolfwalker Says:

    A missile with a nuclear engine? Sounds like the USAF’s 1950s “Project Pluto.” A cruise missile with a payload of small nuclear weapons and a nuclear-powered ramjet engine. In terms of weapon efficiency this was brilliant: the engine exhaust was itself radioactive, so besides dropping its payload of nukes wherever it was told, the thing left a trail of fallout wherever it went.

    It died an ignominious death when they realized there was nowhere they could safely test it.

  6. wizardpc Says:

    They also lost one

  7. FormerFlyer Says:

    Cool looking mech that, if ever operational, might top out at 5-10 mph? I suspect every squad with an AT-4 will be praying for one of those things to show up near them. Talk about “Pop-up, disposable, biodegradable targets”. Well, the pink squishy things inside will be biodegradable, anyway.

  8. MrSatyre Says:

    Russia can’t afford the weapons they’ve got, let alone the ones they want. Big whoop.

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