We used to have ducks swimming around with their offspring, and once in a while one would go “plop” and never be seen again. Turtles, that was, red ear sliders. You want some big cats, go to the dam side of a stream fed lake. You’ll see some that could eat you. I kid you not.
How smart am I really? Smart enough not to go for some chick with hardware hanging from her belly, or to give my email to some schmuck that just asks for it.