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Sometimes, this entertaining me thing goes too far

Foul language, you’ve been warned.

Me: Fuck!
Doctor: Did that hurt?
Me: No I have Tourettes. Shit. Cock.
Doctor: *stares*
Me: No, I’m just fucking with you. It hurt.

What do we want? A cure for Tourettes!
When do we want it? Cunt!

18 Responses to “Sometimes, this entertaining me thing goes too far”

  1. Pawnshopguy Says:

    Now that’s funny. Way funnier even than VP Biden

  2. nk Says:

    You shouldn’t swear. It sounds like shit.

  3. nk Says:

    The ankle, Uncle?

  4. Jerry Says:

    I hate when people fucking talk like that.

  5. LKP Says:

    You must be real popular with your doctor.

  6. Will Brown Says:

    What do we want?
    A Cure For Tourettes.
    When Do We Want It?
    Cunt!

    Put that on a T-shirt; I’ll take two (size 3XL please).

  7. Weer'd Beard Says:

    +1 to Will!

    I’ll add it to my ever-growing collection of awesome T-shirts I can’t wear in mixed company!

  8. Sid Says:

    Love this shit.

  9. Tam Says:

    I LOL’ed. 😀

  10. Mu Says:

    Some of my younger relatives would not be impressed, compared to their facebook pages the content-to-swearword ratio is way too high.

  11. Todd Says:

    That is damn funny. Thank you Sir, for the morning laugh.

  12. Kevin Baker Says:

    That T-shirt could get you 3-8 months in jail in England!

    Makes me want one more.

  13. Jennifer Says:

    *snicker*
    Well you entertained me too

  14. Matt Says:

    An Ozzie friend told me this one:

    “Why do they call the Holden Commodore a Clitoris?

    “Why?”

    “Every cunt’s got one.”

  15. TIM Says:

    I Love It.And I’m With You Bill I Will Take A 3xltall T-Shirt.That Would Be Funnier Than Shit To See On A Shirt.

  16. rickn8or Says:

    Uncouth? Where the fuck do you come off with that shit??

  17. Disavowed With Honor Says:

    I have selective Tourettes! It’s not a regular occurance, but occasionally that kind of horseshit comes out of fucking nowhere!

    I may be base… but I’m consistant.

    Disavowed With Honor

  18. Kevin Baker Says:

    Per Will’s request:

    What do we want?
    A cure for Tourette’s!
    When do we want it?
    иʇ!

    2X for me, please!